Howdy…
I'm Matt.
I'm a writer, producer and creative director in Los Angeles.
I've written for the biggest TV show in the world, one of the most famous video games of all time, many of the most celebrated brands in advertising… and a pornographic mattress commercial.
I've also completed the Ironman triathlon, been asked to leave the casino in Monte Carlo and had my doctors tell me: "We honestly cannot explain how you're still alive."
Oh, and I once shat the bed spectacularly while trying to ask Elizabeth Hurley to dance at my boss' wedding.
MY LIFE'S BEEN A LOT OF THINGS SO FAR. BORING ISN'T ONE OF THEM.
CLIENTS & PARTNERS
The Yearbook Version
I'm a multi-disciplined storyteller with deep experience across entertainment, advertising & marketing and travel.
Between You and Me
I write things. I make things. Been doing both for a long time and I'm good at it. I think we'd have fun working together.
The Fine Print
Originally from Marin County. Former stand-up comic and frequent guest lecturer in the UCLA MFA Screenwriting & Producing Program. International travel writer. Pretty good dancer. World class dinner guest. I live in Los Angeles with my wife and two sons.
Interested in working together? Want to hear more about that Liz Hurley story? Or maybe you're just looking for a solid restaurant reco in Coober Pedy?
Yee-haw!
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